An engineer loses his job and stays unemployed for a couple of months. He gets sick of not having any money or a job so he comes up with an idea, he opens up a medical clinic. On the first day he puts up a sign: “Treatment 500USD, if you don’t get better get back 1000USD.”
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A doctor passes by and sees the sign and think it’s a great chance to earn some money.
He goes in and tells the engineer he’s lost taste in his mouth. The engineer calls the nurse and tells her: “Nurse bring the medicine from cabinet no. 15 and put 2 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
The doctor yells: “Hey, this is petrol.”
The engineer says congrats your taste is back and writes him a bill for 500 dollars.
The doctor is pissed out and wants to get his money back. He goes back in a few days and now complains he doesn’t remember anything, he’s lost his memory. The engineer calls the nurse again and tells her:
“Nurse bring the medicine from cabinet no. 15 and put 5 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Before the nurse walks out to take the medicine, the doctor yells: “But that’s petrol.”
The engineer says congrats your memory is back and writes him a bill for 500 dollars
The doctor is more pissed than before and decides to go back in a week to get his money back for sure this time.
He walks in and tells the engineer he’s lost his eyesight.
The engineer says “I haven’t got a treatment for this problem, here is 1000 USD.”
The doctor takes the bill and yells “But this is not 1000, it’s a 500 USD bill.”
The engineer says congrats your eyesight is back and writes him a bill for 500 dollars
