Study Finds: Men with Chubby Wives Are Ten Times Happier

What kind of a lady do you love more – a curvy or a skinny one? Curvy ladies get no love in today’s society, but that may chance soon. According to a new study, men who marry chubby women are 10 times happier. Those fat rolls, dimples, and excess side boobs obviously have more love to give.

At the same time, the study also showed that these men are more likely to solve problems easier. Apparently, the high BMI comes with a rare positive side-effect of anticipating a man’s wants and needs.

Of course, chubby women can also bear children easier. Reproduction and carrying babyweight shouldn’t be a problem for them since their frames are bigger. The study just showed what many have believed for a long time – that chubby women should get their place under the sun.

So, the next time you’re planning to scald chubby women for being well, chubby, think about this study. Skinny women should make you happy too, but when science tells you men are 10 times happier with chubby women, you should believe it.

After decades of waiting, chubby women are finally getting some love, and we couldn’t be happier for it. It’s been a long time coming.