There are many different every day things that we can come across that can make us raise an eyebrow or feel a bit strange. Well, this is one of those things. What you are about to read today is definitely one of the strangest things you have ever come across in your whole life. So keep on reading and find out this interesting story!
One day, a 70 year old widow, who had been lonely for too long period of time, decided to put an ad in the local newspaper because she wanted to marry again. Her ad read how she wanted a husband. The applicants had to come in person to meet her, had to be in her group range, had to be against violence and not ask for too much from her as well as still be good in bed.
The next day after her ad was posted a person rang on her door. When she opened the door, an elderly gentleman in a wheelchair with no legs and no arms intercepted her. She immediately spoke out, saying that she simply cannot consider him, because he has no legs! On this remark, the gentleman answered that because he has no legs, it means that he will not run around on her, which is what she was asking for in the ad. The old lady still raised her voice and to that, she replied that he has no arms too! The gentleman calmly explained that because he has no arms, he is perfect for he does not like violence and could not possibly raise his arm on her, which is, again, what she wanted in the ad.
This made the old lady think, and before she could say her remarks on anything else, she decided to ask him whether or not he is still good in bed. To this, the gentleman replied that after all, he did manage to ring the door bell.
